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Balta, 45170

Wifes away looking for dinner and fun. Rich, Well Traveled, Handsome Guy Seeks Gal Who'll Believe Anything Just another douche bag you say? Who only wants to get in my pants? Sorry, but you will soon find out just what I'm not on CL... x ) You won't find any photos of me with my shirt off flexing in the mirror. Nor will your heart flutter with fascination in seeing me standing by my ' x Firebird flexing my guns with my dog beside me. For some reason I didn't get around to taking those photos. x ) Speaking of dogs, if you look above you will see I don't x pictures of me and my dog in the same photo. This typiy pulls in almost every single female on xxx today, but unfortunately I don't even have a dog (although a Boxer would be superb to have). x ) And I also forgot to mention I don't go into great details about me getting my swell on at Globo Gym. This typiy drugs all the ladies into collapsing into sheer ecstasy, causing them to quickly drop their panties to the ground, but for some strange but normal reason I opt to swim against the current of liquid douche that swirls around the guys on this site. Sure I am a fairly active guy... I love adventure and spontaneity, sports of all kinds, discrete intimate Milwaukee area movie tonight or drinks and if given the option of staying local or doing a road trip, I would choose the road trip any day. x ) What is most shockingly to you at this point is that I am somewhat near your age as well. This isn't normal for you I am sure and has to be a complete turnoff, so for that I apologize wholeheartedly. If I were at least x + and almost retired I would have a chance of stealing you away, but regrettably I am only x so you may have to approach this xxx differently than Grandpa Simpson wooing you as heads off to pick up his Alzheimers medication at Bartlells. x ) Unlike the droves of guys on CL, I can actually speak in normal English words. I probably just bore you to death because up to this point I haven't ed you a "shawty", or said "holla at cha boi", or "wuz up sweet thang". I am a white boy from Seattle, which is the farthest thing from the ghettos of Compton, so I prefer to speak like a normal guy. Sure I do listen to hiphop a lot but don't hold that against me just yet, you haven't even heard me karaoke Hip Hop Horray without looking at the screen for the words. Despite my subtle wannabe tastes, I can always reel it back into my whiteboy roots and switching flawlessly from Rock, Alternative, Trance and House to even Metal. If you read this far, congratulations, you made it to the actual profile and have surpassed x % of the others out there who skipped by due to the non-existent offensive nature of the dog statue photo. I have found that every girl on here is on the hunt for the "normal cute guy" yet constantly has their Inbox flooded with creepers and old men always wanting to get in their pants on the first date and constantly speaking in bad grammar. Whoever these mouth-breathers are, they suck donkey****and should fall off a cliff onto sharp rocks to save the world from their people poison. I'm far from a perfect guy, and nice guy is an insult to me, but I am far from a c-block with a popped collar wearing fake tan in January. What you will find here is someone who is wanting to find someone who is attractive, intelligent, driven in her career but also her personal life,sexy girl looking for mr right active, Foggia you gently tonight adventurous and not willing to settle for the mundane or mediocre. That's right, you heard me - are you happy, full of life and outgoing? Do you laugh out loud often and aren't afraid of going somewhere without consulting the guest list first? Are you someone with passion in what you do for a living, have set life goals and prefers to dream big? Awesome. Lets talk. No I didn't say lets go back to my parents basement and make out but hopefully have sex on the first date. I just want to talk. By email. Then by . IM. Heck even carrier pigeon works if so inclined and have a cage of them ready for flight at a moments notice. You know, talking, what normal people do and not what photo-fish-lipped brosbeforehos do. Let's get to know each other before we go meeting up, spending money, and going home upset that we wasted our time. Sounds pretty easy to me. Anyway just send me a message and let's see where things go. If this your laughing your ass off from reading this then you should contact me and please use your biggest pet peeve in the subject line.